Orc Hyperwar Hypercube

A certain treasure room exists deep in some low level of a dungeon, concealed by many traps and secret doors. It contains one hundred copies of the most horrible weapon in all of existence - see post name. The room is only theorized to exist based on some vague passages in dungeon-born books, but the most important and definitely most perplexing property is that it will "rise to the surface and announce itself to the world when the setting hyperwar begins". Scholars debate what exactly does that mean.

Separate writings have been found detailing what is the function of an OHH. Apparently, when activated, it will release a dreadful army of 1 000 000 orcs. They are armed in accordance to the technology level of the area where they are released, and will unquestioningly follow the command of the activaor.

This is ridiculous and obviously fake. Surely no such thing has any chance to exist, right?